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Previously on K.C. Undercover...
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I thought you said you were
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with your sick grandma.
You thought I was KC.
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Aha. I'm not.
I'm her cousin Kassandra.
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Her cousin? Byron knows
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that something's up,
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and I cannot blow my cover.
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Too bad you don't have
a secret twin
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locked in your basement.
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Hello, Bernice.
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Whassup, ugly?
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Hi, Byron!
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Remember my cousin Kassandra
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who you thought didn't exist?
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I need to go to the bathroom.
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Uh, well, then
I'll just go with you.
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Bernice is dangerous,
and it's all my fault
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because I'm the one who let her
out, and I don't know what to do.
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What you should have done
is had me wear that KC disguise
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that I wore to cover for you
for the Organization.
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Nooooo, I don't
wanna go to jail.
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Good job, Marisa, you're
coming off really believable.
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Don't make me take you, Bernice!
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Nooo, I thought
you were my friend!
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I hate that I have to talk
to this convict Bernice.
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Just saying her name
makes me sick to my stomach...
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"Bernice." Uggh! Sick!
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I tell you, just sick.
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Hey, sweetie, how ya holdin' up?
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Terrible. It's scary in here.
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I know, I know.
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Just... you know what,
think about it
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as full-time detention.
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They don't hose you down
and delouse you in detention.
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To make it even worse,
they have me sleeping
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on a mattress
with questionable stains.
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Well, on the bright side,
you're not sleeping on the floor.
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I have to use
the communal shower.
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Oh! Okay.
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So what I'm hearing is,
you're being exposed
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to lots of new people.
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I'm only allowed six squares
of toilet paper a day.
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Six. Yeah.
I found out the hard way
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when I wasted three on a sneeze.
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So, in other words, um...
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Uh, yeah, there's
no good spin on that one.
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Listen, just hang in there, okay?
I'm getting lots of leads on Bernice
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and I should be locating her
really soon.
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Okay.
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Ow.
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How the heck
am I gonna find Bernice?
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♪ Oh, when danger
comes for you ♪
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♪ You know
I'll stand beside you ♪
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♪ 'Cause ain't nobody
keep their head so cool ♪
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♪ I always find a way,
a way out of the fire ♪
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♪ But don't tell nobody,
tell nobody ♪
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♪ I'm not perfect,
so many things I ♪
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♪ Want to tell you, but I ♪
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♪ I keep it undercover ♪
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♪ Living my life on red alert ♪
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♪ Doing my thing,
gonna make it work ♪
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♪ Know I'm the realest,
baby, I'm fearless ♪
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♪ But I always got your back ♪
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♪ Nobody can do it like I can ♪
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♪ I got to find out who I am ♪
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♪ Ain't got to worry about me ♪
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♪ It's all part of the plan ♪
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♪ I keep it undercover ♪
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♪ I keep it undercover, cover ♪
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Well, it looks like
Marisa's stuck in prison
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till we can find Bernice.
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You know, for once,
I'd like this house
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to descend into chaos
while I'm on a mission
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and your father's at home.
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All right, what do we know?
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Nothing. Bernice could be
anywhere at this point.
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We don't even know her last name
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or if Bernice is just an alias.
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And for her sake, I hope it is,
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'cause who names
their kid Bernice?
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My original name was 6212171
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dash X2P.
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"Bernice" doesn't sound
as bad now, does it?
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Uh, KC, there's something
you should see on the TV.
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Okay, Ernie, you can bore me with
your dragon shows later, all right?
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You're on TV.
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We have a composite sketch
of the suspect,
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a young female
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who so far has robbed
14 convenience stores.
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She's been dubbed
the Inconvenience Store Robber.
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KC! How could you?!
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Oh, yeah, that makes
tons of sense, Ernie.
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While you were in the bathroom
I drove to Pennsylvania
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and robbed
14 convenience stores.
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Well, you could have been.
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He was in there
for over an hour.
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The girl came in, and I took
one look at those evil eyes,
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I knew she was up to no good.
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She took all the cash
out the register,
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and even took all the pennies out
the Give A Penny, Take A Penny dish!
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Now, what kind of monster
does that?
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Hey, don't look at me,
I always give a penny!
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You know what, I'm going to Pennsylvania
and I'm gonna catch Bernice.
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Don't you think we should go
with you for backup? I got this.
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So you're gonna take care
of this all on your own?
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Uh, yeah, all on my own.
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Sorta like how you
decided to bust Bernice out
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all on your own, and then let
her escape all on your own?
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And then disguise
your best friend
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and put her in jail
all on your own?
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Sure, go ahead!
Mess it all up again
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all on your own.
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Excuse me, are you implying
I can't do this by myself?
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I'm not implying, I'm sayin' it.
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You know what?
Your brother's right.
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Judy, Ernie,
you're going with KC.
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What? Mom, I...
They're coming with you, KC,
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no if, ands, or buts.
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If there's no buts,
then why is Ernie going?
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Oh, no. She's back.
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Look, the cash register's
empty, but help yourself
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to all the beef jerky you want,
just don't hurt me.
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Okay, relax, relax,
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I am not the one
who robbed you, okay?
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The woman who robbed you
is an escaped convict
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who got a face transplant, and...
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You know what,
just give me some beef jerky
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and you go crouch
in the corner somewhere.
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Um, you don't eat beef jerky.
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Oh, it's not for me.
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What was that for?!
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That was for coming with me
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when I clearly told you
I didn't need any help.
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You know what, Judy, go
scan the parking lot for clues.
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Based on the tire tracks and
paint transfer on that light pole,
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we're looking for
a 2004 American-made
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four-door sedan
in midnight blue.
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The Inconvenience Store Robber
has struck again
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In Cherry Hill, New Jersey.
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Looks like we're headed
to Cherry Hill.
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Cherry Hill. A township
in Camden County.
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Population 71,000, making it the
15th most populous municipality
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in New Jersey.
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71 degrees.
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Hmm. Thank goodness I'm not
doing this mission alone.
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I mean, how else would I have
learned those useless facts?
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Well, I guess you could have
done a simple Web search
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with the key words...
Okay, you know what?
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Just get in the car.
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Um, what are you doing?
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I'm righting a wrong.
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Hey, Lucy, what's up? Hey!
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Well, I am worried sick
about my daughter Marisa.
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Aw, don't worry.
I'm sure she'll graduate...
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Eventually.
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But this isn't even
about school.
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No, Marisa is missing.
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No, no, she's not missing.
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Oh. Um, she's...
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been staying here with us
at our house.
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Why?
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Why? Because, you know,
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she's... is mad. At you.
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I mean really mad.
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She ran away from home
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and only got
as far as next door?
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Boy, that girl is lazier
than I thought she was.
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Wait, wait.
Why is she even mad at me?
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Because, you know,
'cause of that thing you did.
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Oh, because I took away...
Yep, uh-huh, that's it.
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Wow. Well, thanks so much
for watching her.
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I'm just gonna
take her home now.
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Oh. Uh... Marisa!
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Time to come ♪ ho-ome ♪
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You know what, Lucy?
She's not here right now.
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She'll be back in an hour.
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Okay. Yeah.
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Well, she better be,
because I'm coming back
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when the big hand is on the 12
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and the little hand is on the...
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Set the timer for one hour.
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No problem...
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that a case of prosthetics,
a voice modulator,
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and a good wig can't solve.
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Okay, so this was the last
convenience store Bernice robbed.
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I'm gonna go in.
You two stay here.
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I need to go with you.
I need a quick recharge.
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Maybe they'll let me plug in.
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Yeah, an eleven-year-old
with a retractable cord
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that comes out of her butt
and plugs into the wall?
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That's definitely not gonna
raise any suspicion.
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It's a truck stop in Jersey.
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I guaranty they've seen worse.
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Listen, you two stay here.
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At least put this ski mask on.
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You don't want the clerk
to think you're Bernice.
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He can't think you're a threat.
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You want me to
put this ski mask on
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so that I don't
look like a robber?
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Uh... yeah.
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Well, it sounds dumb
when you put it like that.
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Uh, no, it sounds dumb
any way you put it.
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Uh, Judy, what the heck did you
eat at that convenience store?
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I'm getting
a breaking news report.
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And the infamous
Inconvenience Store Robber
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has now identified herself.
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Hey. Hey. I'm KC. KC Cooper.
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That's C-O-O-P-E-R.
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Yeah, that's right.
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Look at this face.
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This is the face of danger.
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And I will not stop
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until I am dragged away to
prison for the rest of my life.
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And I deserve
to pay for my crimes.
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With these pennies.
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You guys, what am I
supposed to do now?
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Everybody thinks
that I'm the robber.
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I'm gonna be a wanted woman.
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Well, there's
a first time for everything.
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I think we're
catching up to her.
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According to the police scanner,
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she just robbed
this convenience store
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five minutes ago.
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KC, the cops could be here
any second,
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and you've been identified.
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So we'll go in and talk
to the store clerk.
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Well, then, what am I
supposed to do?
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You just sit here, all alone,
and don't of anything.
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You know, pretend it's one of
your regular Saturday nights.
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Ha ha ha ha. I don't
know why you're laughing.
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That's every night for you.
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KC Cooper,
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the Inconvenience Store Robber,
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has just been seen heading east
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on Route 78.
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Ernie, Judy,
I've located Bernice.
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I'm gonna go get her.
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No! Don't go alone! Wait for us!
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Guys, I got this, okay?
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I do not need your help.
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I'm in pursuit.
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Of myself.
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Hmm.
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Marisa Clarissa Miller!
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You get your butt down here
right now!
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Okay...
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here comes undercover mother.
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Hello, Mother.
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I am a teenage runaway,
and it is all your fault.
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Look, Marisa,
I know I did that thing
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that made you mad and stuff,
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but enough is enough.
253
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It's time to come home now.
254
00:11:28,000 --> 00:11:29,957
I am not coming home, Mother,
255
00:11:29,958 --> 00:11:32,415
and I honestly don't know when
I will be ready to come home.
256
00:11:32,416 --> 00:11:35,499
So until then,
I bid you... adieu.
257
00:11:35,500 --> 00:11:39,415
Don't you sass me with
your fancy Cooper words.
258
00:11:39,416 --> 00:11:41,582
You're coming home with me
right now.
259
00:11:41,583 --> 00:11:42,832
No, I'm not. Yes, you are!
260
00:11:42,833 --> 00:11:44,124
No, I'm not! Yes, you are!
261
00:11:44,125 --> 00:11:46,499
No, I'm not!
What if I take you shopping?
262
00:11:46,500 --> 00:11:47,957
Can we buy Kira
something expensive
263
00:11:47,958 --> 00:11:49,832
to thank her for her
hospitality? Sure!
264
00:11:49,833 --> 00:11:52,166
What are we waiting for, Mommy?
Let's go!
265
00:11:59,416 --> 00:12:04,458
Aha, there you are, you beautiful-on-the-outside,
ugly-on-the-inside maniac.
266
00:12:06,333 --> 00:12:09,290
Okay. Ernie, Judy,
I got eyes on Bernice.
267
00:12:09,291 --> 00:12:11,082
Good teamwork, KC.
268
00:12:11,083 --> 00:12:12,999
We were supposed to be
doing this mission together.
269
00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:16,625
A big part of backing you up
is not being left back here.
270
00:12:19,416 --> 00:12:24,708
Well, if it isn't ugly-on-the-outide,
ugly-on-the-inside KC.
271
00:12:37,250 --> 00:12:41,457
Hey! Pull over, you
penny-stealing psychopath!
272
00:12:41,458 --> 00:12:43,833
Go read a dictionary, book worm!
273
00:12:45,500 --> 00:12:48,124
Having a fortitude
of loquaciousness
274
00:12:48,125 --> 00:12:49,583
is nothing to be ashamed of.
275
00:12:51,125 --> 00:12:54,208
In other words, having
a good vocabulary is cool!
276
00:12:57,583 --> 00:12:58,874
KC Cooper,
277
00:12:58,875 --> 00:13:01,082
we recognize
your face of danger.
278
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Exit your vehicle
with your hands up.
279
00:13:10,958 --> 00:13:12,457
Hey, uh, Ernie?
280
00:13:12,458 --> 00:13:14,124
Judy? Ha ha.
281
00:13:14,125 --> 00:13:15,457
Something kind of funny happened
282
00:13:15,458 --> 00:13:16,874
while I was trying
to track down Bernice.
283
00:13:16,875 --> 00:13:19,457
We know.
You're getting arrested.
284
00:13:19,458 --> 00:13:21,165
How'd you guys know that?
285
00:13:21,166 --> 00:13:22,958
Uh, we're watching it
on the news.
286
00:13:25,166 --> 00:13:27,165
But hey, on the bright side,
287
00:13:27,166 --> 00:13:29,708
you did it all on your own.
288
00:13:32,291 --> 00:13:34,500
Hey, guys.
289
00:13:38,125 --> 00:13:39,499
Why are we raising suspicions
290
00:13:39,500 --> 00:13:42,165
by having an 11-year-old
behind the wheel?
291
00:13:42,166 --> 00:13:44,457
Hey, when your feet are long
enough to reach the pedals,
292
00:13:44,458 --> 00:13:46,874
you can drive.
293
00:13:46,875 --> 00:13:50,082
Why are we even bothering
to help KC at this point?
294
00:13:50,083 --> 00:13:52,457
Based on Bernice's
pattern of robbery,
295
00:13:52,458 --> 00:13:53,999
she's heading
north-by-northeast,
296
00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:56,457
which means she can only
be heading to one place:
297
00:13:56,458 --> 00:13:59,750
Iceland! She's gonna hide
in the Land of Fire and Ice!
298
00:14:02,125 --> 00:14:05,708
Hey, look at that, I grabbed a
car that has more than one dipstick.
299
00:14:07,000 --> 00:14:09,999
Bernice is heading to Park
Avenue in New York City.
300
00:14:10,000 --> 00:14:12,332
Where there are rich people,
there are plastic surgeons,
301
00:14:12,333 --> 00:14:15,499
and Bernice wants nothing more
than to get her old face back.
302
00:14:15,500 --> 00:14:19,124
So she's been robbing the convenience
stores to pay for her surgery!
303
00:14:19,125 --> 00:14:22,207
What if we're already too late
and she has a new face?
304
00:14:22,208 --> 00:14:24,833
Then we'll just beat it down
till it looks like KC again.
305
00:14:29,125 --> 00:14:32,832
So, what do you
feel like ordering?
306
00:14:32,833 --> 00:14:36,957
I'm wondering if they have
that shrimp pasta special?
307
00:14:36,958 --> 00:14:39,333
Marisa! You're allergic
to shrimp!
308
00:14:40,583 --> 00:14:42,457
Yeah, I know, I know.
309
00:14:42,458 --> 00:14:44,207
I was just making sure that...
310
00:14:44,208 --> 00:14:45,999
That they didn't have it
311
00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:48,083
in anything I order.
312
00:14:50,750 --> 00:14:54,165
You know, Mom, thank you so
much for taking me shopping today.
313
00:14:54,166 --> 00:14:57,749
I know Kira is gonna love those
expensive, fancy shoes we got her.
314
00:14:57,750 --> 00:15:00,874
You put so much thought
into that gift
315
00:15:00,875 --> 00:15:03,250
you'd think you were
buying 'em for yourself.
316
00:15:05,083 --> 00:15:07,999
Well, you always taught me
to be generous, so...
317
00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:10,416
No... No, I didn't.
318
00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:13,624
I did have fun with you today.
319
00:15:13,625 --> 00:15:15,624
You are really growing up.
320
00:15:15,625 --> 00:15:19,582
You know, Lucy...
Uh, I mean, Mom...
321
00:15:19,583 --> 00:15:21,582
I had fun too.
322
00:15:21,583 --> 00:15:23,207
I'm really lucky I have you.
323
00:15:23,208 --> 00:15:25,082
Tell me about it.
324
00:15:25,083 --> 00:15:28,707
Can you imagine if you'd be
stuck with that Kira as a mother?
325
00:15:28,708 --> 00:15:31,333
Excuse me?
326
00:15:32,833 --> 00:15:34,874
Well, I mean, I... I don't mean
to talk out of turn,
327
00:15:34,875 --> 00:15:36,957
but that Kira is a real mess.
328
00:15:36,958 --> 00:15:39,415
Well, I don't know about that.
329
00:15:39,416 --> 00:15:41,082
KC's a straight-A student.
330
00:15:41,083 --> 00:15:42,582
Well, of course she is.
331
00:15:42,583 --> 00:15:44,874
She spends all of her time
at the library
332
00:15:44,875 --> 00:15:46,707
away from that mother of hers.
333
00:15:46,708 --> 00:15:48,249
She's...
334
00:15:48,250 --> 00:15:50,125
sketchy, that Kira.
335
00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:55,290
If by "sketchy" you
mean loving, dedicated
336
00:15:55,291 --> 00:15:56,832
and still got it goin' on.
337
00:15:56,833 --> 00:15:58,624
Well, I'll tell ya,
something's goin' on,
338
00:15:58,625 --> 00:16:01,124
because I once saw her
at two-thirty in the morning
339
00:16:01,125 --> 00:16:03,874
getting into a van
with a strange man...
340
00:16:03,875 --> 00:16:06,000
Who was tied up!
341
00:16:08,125 --> 00:16:10,124
Well, you know what, maybe
you should be worrying about
342
00:16:10,125 --> 00:16:12,166
where your own daughter is
at night.
343
00:16:13,458 --> 00:16:15,249
Where are you at night?
344
00:16:15,250 --> 00:16:18,124
In my room, praying,
345
00:16:18,125 --> 00:16:21,207
and thinking about how grateful
I am to have you as a mom.
346
00:16:21,208 --> 00:16:23,165
Now, we weren't
talking about me,
347
00:16:23,166 --> 00:16:25,082
we were talking about
that hot mess Kira.
348
00:16:25,083 --> 00:16:26,375
She's awful, isn't she?
349
00:16:28,458 --> 00:16:30,707
Okay, let's find Bernice.
350
00:16:30,708 --> 00:16:32,124
Excuse me.
351
00:16:32,125 --> 00:16:34,957
Dr. Depardieu? From Paris?
352
00:16:34,958 --> 00:16:36,957
Uh, yes.
353
00:16:36,958 --> 00:16:39,874
Uh, I mean, oui.
354
00:16:39,875 --> 00:16:42,332
Aren't you a little young
to be a plastic surgeon?
355
00:16:42,333 --> 00:16:45,582
Well, that ees because,
I was, how you say it,
356
00:16:45,583 --> 00:16:47,207
child prodigy.
357
00:16:47,208 --> 00:16:50,207
I graduated medical school
at fourteen.
358
00:16:50,208 --> 00:16:52,707
Oh, impressive. And you are?
359
00:16:52,708 --> 00:16:55,125
Uh, these is my surgical nurse.
360
00:16:56,166 --> 00:16:58,375
Coco Takanawa?
361
00:17:00,166 --> 00:17:02,165
Is this some kind of joke?
362
00:17:02,166 --> 00:17:04,207
This is obviously a child.
363
00:17:04,208 --> 00:17:05,999
Ha! Ha!
364
00:17:06,000 --> 00:17:08,207
A child? How flattering.
365
00:17:08,208 --> 00:17:10,457
I'm actually a patient
of Dr. Depardieu's,
366
00:17:10,458 --> 00:17:12,874
and I'm sixty-two years young!
367
00:17:12,875 --> 00:17:15,166
But shhh.
Don't tell my boyfriend.
368
00:17:16,625 --> 00:17:18,999
Wow! You are good.
369
00:17:19,000 --> 00:17:21,249
Your patient is waiting for you
in operating room A.
370
00:17:21,250 --> 00:17:22,957
Is this patient's name Bernice?
371
00:17:22,958 --> 00:17:24,874
No, it's Harold.
372
00:17:24,875 --> 00:17:27,707
In that case, we need to
consult with Dr. Tuckfeld.
373
00:17:27,708 --> 00:17:31,249
Dr. Tuckfeld is about to start
surgery in operating room B.
374
00:17:31,250 --> 00:17:34,249
Well, B is where we'll be.
Right, Dr. Depardieu?
375
00:17:34,250 --> 00:17:36,707
Oui, oui. B-B.
376
00:17:36,708 --> 00:17:39,290
Bye-bye!
377
00:17:39,291 --> 00:17:41,249
Hurry it up, doc,
I can't wait to get rid of
378
00:17:41,250 --> 00:17:43,249
this disgusting
excuse for a face.
379
00:17:43,250 --> 00:17:45,207
Not that I mind the business,
380
00:17:45,208 --> 00:17:48,582
but I'm not a proponent of
unnecessary plastic surgery.
381
00:17:48,583 --> 00:17:50,457
Ah, who cares what
you think, you quack?
382
00:17:50,458 --> 00:17:52,290
Just start slicing.
383
00:17:52,291 --> 00:17:54,249
Oh, and don't be stingy
with that night-night gas.
384
00:17:54,250 --> 00:17:56,250
I don't want to feel a thing.
385
00:17:57,375 --> 00:17:58,749
Stop that surgery!
386
00:17:58,750 --> 00:18:00,707
Ah, come on! Seriously?
387
00:18:00,708 --> 00:18:02,290
Keep back, Dr. Tuckfeld.
388
00:18:02,291 --> 00:18:04,332
That woman is
a dangerous fugitive.
389
00:18:04,333 --> 00:18:05,999
I should have known.
The ones who pay
390
00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:08,374
with a backpack
full of cash usually are.
391
00:18:08,375 --> 00:18:10,457
Let the doctor go.
392
00:18:10,458 --> 00:18:13,165
No. Not until
I get my old face back.
393
00:18:13,166 --> 00:18:15,415
That's what you think. Nurse?
394
00:18:15,416 --> 00:18:19,416
Ohh! I'm going back
to nose jobs and butt work!
395
00:18:23,250 --> 00:18:24,250
Yahh!
396
00:18:28,166 --> 00:18:31,249
Uh, Judy, you plan on helping?
397
00:18:31,250 --> 00:18:35,291
Hey, I drove the car. Can't
you do anything on your own?
398
00:18:38,333 --> 00:18:39,708
Hey!
399
00:18:49,875 --> 00:18:51,333
Okay, fine.
400
00:18:59,458 --> 00:19:02,207
I'm an expert in 17
different kinds of martial arts.
401
00:19:02,208 --> 00:19:04,332
Which one would you prefer
to be beaten up by?
402
00:19:04,333 --> 00:19:05,999
Karate? Yah!
403
00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:08,124
Kung-fu? Waaa.
404
00:19:08,125 --> 00:19:10,999
Or my personal favorite,
Judy-Jitsu.
405
00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:13,375
Eeeeyaaagh!
406
00:19:18,375 --> 00:19:21,250
Aaah! Ow!
407
00:19:23,708 --> 00:19:25,374
This is too weird!
408
00:19:25,375 --> 00:19:27,374
It's like I'm beating up
my sister!
409
00:19:27,375 --> 00:19:30,458
Give up? No. It's like I'm
beating up my sis-aaah!
410
00:19:35,125 --> 00:19:39,750
Whoo! I've been waitin'
sixteen years to do that!
411
00:19:40,833 --> 00:19:42,833
Nurse...
412
00:19:50,208 --> 00:19:53,207
Ah, well. Welcome home, Bernice.
413
00:19:53,208 --> 00:19:57,207
I'm sure they saved a mattress
with questionable stains just for you.
414
00:19:57,208 --> 00:19:59,624
Great. So I escaped for nothing.
415
00:19:59,625 --> 00:20:01,749
I'll be stuck with
these eyebrows forever.
416
00:20:01,750 --> 00:20:03,416
Seriously, what'd you do,
paint them on?
417
00:20:04,750 --> 00:20:07,457
I'm ♪ free-ee ♪
418
00:20:07,458 --> 00:20:09,457
KC...
419
00:20:09,458 --> 00:20:12,332
Wait, which one of you is KC?
420
00:20:12,333 --> 00:20:14,124
Of course I know
which one of you is KC.
421
00:20:14,125 --> 00:20:15,499
I'd know my best friend
anywhere.
422
00:20:15,500 --> 00:20:16,958
Hug me, I'll cut you.
423
00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:19,707
KC!
424
00:20:19,708 --> 00:20:22,457
I'd know my best friend
anywhere.
425
00:20:22,458 --> 00:20:23,874
Can I take this off now?
426
00:20:23,875 --> 00:20:25,124
Yeah, sure, go ahead.
427
00:20:25,125 --> 00:20:28,374
Whoo!
428
00:20:28,375 --> 00:20:31,458
Lucky. Last time I tried that,
my face hurt for a week.
429
00:20:34,291 --> 00:20:35,749
I hate you, KC Cooper!
430
00:20:35,750 --> 00:20:38,458
Right back atcha.
And I want my clothes back!
431
00:20:40,458 --> 00:20:43,165
Well, Bernice is
officially behind bars.
432
00:20:43,166 --> 00:20:47,290
And I am finally
out of ♪ pri-son ♪
433
00:20:47,291 --> 00:20:48,874
I want to say thank you.
434
00:20:48,875 --> 00:20:51,582
You were right. I...
I need the backup,
435
00:20:51,583 --> 00:20:53,499
and I could not have pulled
this whole thing off without you.
436
00:20:53,500 --> 00:20:56,374
We know, because
you tried. And failed.
437
00:20:56,375 --> 00:20:58,374
And then tried again.
And failed.
438
00:20:58,375 --> 00:21:01,625
And then tried again... You make
it very difficult to be nice to you.
439
00:21:03,583 --> 00:21:05,415
I know. It's kind of my thing.
440
00:21:05,416 --> 00:21:08,290
Oh, KC, look, you're on TV.
441
00:21:08,291 --> 00:21:10,457
In a case of mistaken identity,
442
00:21:10,458 --> 00:21:14,874
the Inconvenience Store Robber
was falsely identified as KC Cooper.
443
00:21:14,875 --> 00:21:18,624
The real KC Cooper, who had
nothing to do with the robberies,
444
00:21:18,625 --> 00:21:21,290
is a straight-A student,
a model citizen,
445
00:21:21,291 --> 00:21:23,958
and a lover of all animals.
446
00:21:25,708 --> 00:21:27,457
Wow. You guys
really think of everything.
447
00:21:27,458 --> 00:21:30,166
I didn't call that in.
Neither did I.
448
00:21:31,583 --> 00:21:32,999
What? Some stuff
449
00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:35,166
you still gotta do
all on your own.
450
00:21:38,458 --> 00:21:39,833
Rob, your name's on TV!